fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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