Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I can't put those talents on a resume
be right there i have to get my cape
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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