Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do herpes really smell.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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