...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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