The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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