What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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