Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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