My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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