I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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