so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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