it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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