i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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