That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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