I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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