I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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