It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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