Dual....:-)
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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