So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
