last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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