Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize