gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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