I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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