Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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