There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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