Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's blow job season.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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