See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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