i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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