Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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