swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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