**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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