Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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