do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
