thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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