does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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