I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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