her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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