i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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