glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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