Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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