Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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