Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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