she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My liver just had a heart attack.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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