Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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