I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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