Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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