I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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