What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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