Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
