i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
