I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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