Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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