Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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