Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We were destined to go to rehab together
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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